Spam

Most of it is just annoying junk, but some of it is funny, often because it is so bad. Today, I got an email from "Perpetrates O. Lamppost ". The other day was one from "Redmond Q. Toothpaste" (both for cheap msft software, I might add). Shauna once got one with the subject line "Knock down trees with your massive cock!", and another, "Hot barnyard action!"

Gotta love the digital age. It's like Dave Barry's randomly generated humor... generate enough random stuff, and eventually you'll come up with something funny. And this doesn't even depend on making fun of Marcel Proust.